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Postby Stresa » Tue Jan 22, 2008 10:05 am

Ive come up with most of these over the past year or so just stringing various thoughts together out of the blue. Just trying for a laugh. These are really bad yes, but hey why not, maybe one will get you.

What do you call a really handsome winged french steed ?
a Chocobeau :-)

What do you call a chigoe in the Hall of the Gods ?
Divine Mite

A Bingo n cards hall for older Spanish gentlemen
Senor Center

What breed of dog is always sad when its owner eats watermelon ?
a melon Collie

A Cactaur who has come to Landover to care for an ornery dragon
a Strabo-Tender
based on the fantasy series by Terry Brooks
(damn good fantasy writer too)
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Postby Cassi » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:28 am

ONly the choco one was funny :(
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Postby Crile » Tue Jan 22, 2008 12:35 pm

Mellon Collie was the greatest Smashing Pumpkins album ever. EVER. And it was amazing

well, the full name was "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" but everyone just calls it Mellon Collie
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Postby Stresa » Tue Jan 22, 2008 2:36 pm

Whose the illegitimate White Knight of Allakhazam ?
Prince Alabastard !

I mustve heard that from before Crile.(Mellon Collie, Smashing Pumpkins) You've probably found the bubble of reality from which that thought percolated. Man I Love good music !
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Postby Stresa » Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:30 am

I think i figured out why women sometimes love men !
Its a granted that most women love most children at least some of the time. well,,, asside from more flesh n deeper voices, what's the difference !

And im sure men like children too if they werent noisey messy etc if it wasnt un masculine to do so. and even in more modern times its considered family safe for a guy to express happiness towards his own children.

Its about pacing. Kids run 5 mins rest 5 mins on off all day long. Adults just walk/work 8hrs straight then sleep all night. Whichever one tries to walk the other's schedule will be worn out first. So take your kids for a gentle but forced 2hr long march !

My Dad actually did this all summer long when school wasnt there to rescue him and it ws during this phase i learned the hard way that i truely couldnt outrun him.. at least until i turned 14. Then the house doors became all locked until the lawn was mowed. my Dad's a great guy in all the aspects of the word but oft times im very glad that we see each other regularly. Even moreso that its only one good solid meal a week and not any more. Wolves n freedom amen !

My Dad also got us addicted to reading too... Ive never really recovered
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Postby Cassi » Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:14 pm

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Postby Taffey » Fri Mar 07, 2008 12:13 pm

LMAO!! That looks cool.
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Postby Cassi » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:18 pm

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Postby Crile » Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:37 pm

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Postby Harent » Sun Mar 09, 2008 6:37 am

Crile wrote:Image
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Postby Stresa » Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:16 pm

Thats a cool Mithra n ipod Ad-like pic !
I will resevre my inappropriateness about the manthra behidn the dragon

and Crile on music....
its like running man see if you can improve on your best
or just play because you love and enjoy it.
No running ever out does the ethiopians so why try when that doesnt make you happy ? Enjoy what you play man, Id love to be as skilled as you but its what you can do for yourself and any who are around you "-)
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Postby Stresa » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:06 am

What type of moment is it when your Swift Belt finally drops ?
a Codex Moment.
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Postby Deadpooled » Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:35 am

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Postby Stresa » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:56 am

Ahh DP, You crave the ghost towns of the american old west.
but Dontchya know this aint "No country for Old Men"
Dp votes Stresa fails but Stresa Loves DP anyways and goes on being Stresa.

O ! And DP ! You must be a Furion if im a level 10 Necro poster ! -Riddick-
(That one really made me laugh and still does... its just i dunno i just like it.



ok jokes of the moment you can probably figure these ones out...

What do you call a mithra who loves to make copies ?
a copy cat !

What do you call someone who walks around shooting off rockets from their feet ? Missile toe :-)
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Postby Stresa » Fri Apr 04, 2008 3:18 am

Starwars by a 3yr old

http://video.yahoo.com/network/10028466 ... &l=3774749

"Dont talk back to Darth Vader or He'll Gitchya !"


I love this little kid ! She gets all the important things in the.
The pokeball
The saddness about blowed up Princess Leia's planet....
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